Hordes of Chords

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  • Jack, it's raprock. Sounds like Kid Rock's kinda cooler older brother, but you've both been fucked by the ret ...
    posted: August 23rd, 2009 - 9:24pm
  • is this the new one?
    posted: August 22nd, 2009 - 1:02pm
  • Dear Sufjan, There is no god.
    posted: August 22nd, 2009 - 10:33am
  • ooh baby, I like it... raw.
    posted: August 21st, 2009 - 12:46pm
  • 88 mps (miles per suck)
    posted: August 20th, 2009 - 1:20pm
  • DNL. Too downsy.
    posted: August 20th, 2009 - 11:02am
  • Poorly executed pastiche music. Bitch, I hate you.
    posted: August 19th, 2009 - 5:00pm
  • did you see that one where it looks like a candle, but then two people about to kiss? that picture is better ...
    posted: August 19th, 2009 - 4:19pm
  • Seriously awesome. Sounds like Slayer had a baby with Slayer who then murdered his parents with shredding
    posted: August 19th, 2009 - 2:16pm
  • If Dr. Dog had a hip younger brother with a penchant for the dramatic...
    posted: August 19th, 2009 - 9:19am
  • More like Peter Bjorn and Yawn. These guys are serious pussies.
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 10:40pm
  • This guy couldn't get laid if Will Sheff was his dick.
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 10:29pm
  • The voice of your inner raped child.
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 9:25pm
  • DO NOT LISTEN. Put your shirt back on you awful, awful man.
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 9:18pm
  • more like yawn la tengo
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 9:08pm
  • no chance of a listen
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 8:55pm
  • DNL. There is a man or astroman record inside.
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 8:38pm
  • pro tip: the guitar is battling crippling depression
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 8:36pm
  • was intrigued until i realized they're ugly.
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 8:31pm
  • no, i won't say i like it just to fit in
    posted: August 18th, 2009 - 8:31pm
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  • DNL: Did Not Listen
  • RIYL: Recommended If You Like
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  • FCA: From Cover Art
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